In which I potentially alienate fans…

Written in reaction to this article on Huffington Post and Mitt Romney’s response to accusations he bullied a closeted gay student in prep school.

Friends, you can vote for whoever you like, or even not vote, so long as you believe in it. I’m cool with that. And though I know this will seem like I am trying to tell you how to vote, you’re just going to have to believe me when I say that I’m really not. Please, vote for whoever you believe will take care of you and the issues you care about.

But I think Mitt Romney is a poor human being.

It’s all there in his “apology.”

“They talk about the fact that I played a lot of pranks in high school,” Romney said. “And they describe some that you just say to yourself, back in high school I just did some dumb things and if anybody was hurt by that or offended by it, obviously I apologize … The people involved didn’t come out of the closet until years later. The idea that this is something that was known by me … is obviously absurd. I had no idea that this person might have been gay.”

I think he is a bully. The truest kind of bully. The kind who is incapable of even understanding he is one, proudly defiant in his refusal to even entertain the notion. He “just did some dumb things.” Gosh, if some of the victims of those “hijinks and pranks” that “might have gone too far” were somehow hurt or offended by them, well, of course he’s sorry. That they were hurt or offended. Not that he did them, of course, because he was just joking around, after all. He was like the class clown, you know? Always cutting up, making people laugh, he didn’t mean anything by it, hell, after all, “as to pranks that were played back then, I don’t remember them all.” And it certainly wasn’t homophobic, because he “had no idea that this person might have been gay.”

As if, had the victim NOT been gay, well, that’d be okay.

For bullies they’re always just “pranks.” They call it a prank because they’re incapable of empathy for others, which is why Romney STILL just calls them pranks. He uses that word repeatedly in his statement. He’s oblivious to the idea that if something doesn’t make HIM suffer then no one else could possibly be suffering. And that mentality shows in nearly every public example we have of the man, from tying his dog to the top of his car, to his career at Bain Capital, to “I’m not concerned with the very poor. We have a safety net there.”

He’s not feeling any pain, therefore pain does not exist.

I am trying to be a better person. I am trying to not be someone who judges others. But I don’t always succeed. And I think Mitt Romney is a poor human being.

And I will be glad to see him lose.

Chattanooga, TN on April 10

On April 10, I’ll be at JJ’s Bohemia in Chatanooga, TN, opening for A Fragile Tomorrow and Jennifer Daniels. A Fragile Tomorrow are awesome and also will be playing as my backing band during my set! Jennifer Daniels is also awesome and I haven’t seen her in, like, a decade or something, which is just not right.

Therefore, statistics show that it will be the best thing to do in Chattanooga that night unless it’s your birthday. And it’ll be MY birthday, which is close enough.

Shows this week & other nonsense!

Yes, my friends, it’s a busy week here at Paul Melancon’s music and amalgamated steel empire. First off, Juliana Finch and the Gentleman Scholars (of which I am a scholarly gentleman) will be at Twain’s in Decatur, GA THIS THURSDAY. We go on, in an uncertain configuration of members (not as dirty as it sounds), at 8:30pm!

Then, hold on to your hats (because the club has upgraded their A/C unit), I’ll be opening for the supremely talented Hannah Thomas at the supremely fabulous Eddie’s Attic in Atlanta, GA with supremely special guests A Fragile Tomorrow. It all starts THIS SUNDAY at 7pm! Buy tickets online now!

Sidenote: Eddie’s Attic probably has not upgraded their A/C unit. It has been doing an excellent job for years now. Let me stress, there is nothing wrong with their A/C unit (also not as dirty as it sounds).